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Anti-pregnancy people launch campaign!

02/02/2007 by Debra

New blog site launched today with this press release

Birth Pangs — Save Lives! Regulate Pregnancy!

For Immediate Release 02 February 2007

Anti-pregnancy people launch campaign!

Berlynn
(OTTAWA) A radical group of anti-pregnancy extemists launched their political campaign to eliminate pregnancy with a new website this week. Birth Pangs will be an organizing centre of support in their call for legislation to end pregnancies in Canada.

April Reign, the group’s spokesperson said, “The facts show that carrying a pregnancy to term is more dangerous than other medical procedures. And then there are the post-partum issues: depression, sleepless nights, teenagers.”

Indeed, pregnancy can cause women to suffer physical and psychological damage. The risks of stretchmarks and post partum depression are high. Many go into it at an extremely young age when thoughtless adults assure them they are making the right choice. Many have pregnancy thrust upon them.

Rates of death, also known as maternal morbidity, are between four and five per 100,000 births. “Though this number may seem low,” said Reign, “These lives could have been saved if we had laws against pregnancy.”

The group will initiate a pan-Canadian lobby campaign early next month.

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Filed Under: abortion, Blogging, Canada, feminism, Politics, women Tagged With: birth, comedy

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I am a passionate supporter of human rights, a mother of 6, and owned by a dog and a kitty.
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The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness
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  1. Eugene Plawiuk says

    02/02/2007 at 9:04 pm

    As reformist I would oppose ending pregnancy instead I would suggest that we license folks who want to have babies. Its not like its a natural right. We license guns, cars, fishing, etc.

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  2. Mike says

    02/02/2007 at 10:19 pm

    Have you considered joining with the Junior Anti-Sex League? I mean that will nip that problem in the bud and they are great organizers – they’ve got nothing else to do.

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  3. April Reign says

    02/02/2007 at 10:22 pm

    ROTFL

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