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Top Ten Reasons why Top Ten Lists Suck

01/30/2007 by Debra

This is more specifically about blogging but really could relate to anything.

10. Top Ten lists are narrow in scope.

There are various points of view, methods of approach, writing styles, etc, to choose ten requires too narrow a focus.

9. Top Ten lists focus on too few issues

There are so many issues (politics, gender issues, aid, policy, parenting) to create a top ten requires ignoring issues

8. Top Ten lists are often made up of friends or sucking up

7. Top Ten lists are like High School Cool Kids Klubs

6. Top Ten lists are boring ( well not this one 😉 )

5. Top Ten lists are like being invited to a Smörgåsbord and eating only the ten dishes in the middle.

4. Top Ten lists are only good for humour ( see David Letterman ) and silly memes ( what 10 CDs would you take if stranded on a deserted island…and how would you power the player professor? With coconuts? )

3. Top Ten lists make you sound presumptuous. After all why are you so important we should care what you think make a Top Ten.

2. Top Ten lists are lazy writing.

and the Number One reason Top Ten lists suck…..

Because they really don’t mean a damn thing.

Filed Under: Blogging, General Tagged With: comedy, top ten lists

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The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness
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  1. lept says

    01/30/2007 at 9:44 am

    There is also the very male thing of “mine is bigger than yours”.

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  2. April Reign says

    01/30/2007 at 10:05 am

    hee.. yes there is that. 😀

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  3. BCer in Toronto says

    01/30/2007 at 10:11 am

    Agreed. Now Top 12 lists, those kick ass!

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  4. April Reign says

    01/30/2007 at 10:15 am

    eggs-actly! :p

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  5. godammitkitty says

    01/30/2007 at 1:04 pm

    BCer in T.O., I’m :rotfl:
    File this one under ironing 😉

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  6. leftdog says

    01/30/2007 at 1:28 pm

    You are totally forgetting one of the principle tenants of blogging as given to us by Saskboy … “Blogging is not hard. It’s about finding things that don’t matter, and writing about them anyway.”

    Gawd Bless Top 10 Lists!!!!!

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  7. April Reign says

    01/30/2007 at 1:34 pm

    True but then will Kinsella respect you in the morning? 😉

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  8. catnip says

    01/30/2007 at 4:24 pm

    Are you hinting that you don’t want to end up on my top ten list? 😉

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