What do you give the friend who has everything? How about a leopard print Taser™ with a holster that is also an MP3 player?
The Taser C2 models retail for between $US349.99 and $US379.99 ($435) depending on the chosen design. The Taser C2 holster with MP3 player costs $US72.99 ($83).
If one must carry a potentially lethal weapon, one may as well be chic and entertained at the same time.
The Taser C2, which shoots two electrically charged darts with the same shocking power as the police version, was launched last year. It previously came in four colours – silver, black, blue and pink. The company said Monday that it would also make the guns available in leopard print, “fashion” pink, and “red-hot” red.
“Women want whatever they’re carrying – from a lipstick case to their eyeglass case to their Taser – to look nice and be something they won’t mind if it falls out of their purse,” Holran said.
Now you can tell Mr. Holran really understands the female mind. We all want a weapon that may potentially be used against us to look nice.
I wonder what Mr Holran would make of these?
Wavering, Arizona-based company, Taser Provincial announced its new product today, the taser/vibrating dildo. The C5 taser/vibrating dildo is different from other models in that it is designed take care of all bedroom needs instead of possibly just one. Depending on which end is used, it can provide its user hours of uninterrupted fun.
Another reason that satire is simply no longer possible. I thought you were kidding. Good Christ. The second piece, at least, is believable. : )
Tasers don’t kill people, police kill people!
http://inventorspot.com/articles/tampon_security_system_4222
Discreet Protection – but mind you don’t mistake it for the cotton…
@Dawg
@liltih attack Yikes!